Jokes – What do you call…

What do you call a very sleepy dinosaur?
A bronto-snorous.

 

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

 

What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

Nobody nose.

 

 

What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?

A Frisbee.

 

What do you call a magician on a plane?

A flying sorcerer!

 

What do you call a man who gives you 3 wishes?

Grant.

 

What do you call a man who cut himself shaving?

Nick.

 

What do you call a man who stamps out fires?

Ash.