Jokes pt 4

What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.

Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck.

What is a pirate’s favourite letter?  He likes arrrrrr, but the C be his first love.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?  Aye, matey.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.

Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? It was quite an oar deal.

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up.

Did you hear about the guy who’s whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.

Today I gave my dead batteries away….Free of charge.

I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.

I love pressing F5. It’s so refreshing.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel, I like you.

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

 

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much? Light blue.

 

Did you hear the invisible man married the invisible woman?  Their kids weren’t much to look at.